Well, I got it all done, worked like a donkey,
And I know it looks rushed, a little wonky,
But don’t you worry, with time it’ll settle,
Now I’ll do the bill, go put on the kettle.

Alright my matey, have a seat,
And that’s white, two sugars, nice and sweet,
So it’s parts plus commission and labour by the hour,
I’ll do you a deal, don’tchoo worry ‘bout it flower.

That bill that I give you’s the total fee, what you get is what you see,
But just don’t forget to add VAT,
Then on top there’s travel and call out fee,
I won’t put in for the time I drank tea! (laughs out loud).

You wanted a small, but I did you a large
That’s 20% on the standard charge,
The sealant, plaster, weekend rate,
And while I was here I fixed that old gate.

So just sign here, I’ll be done in a trice,
And cash in hand would indeed be nice,
If it plays up again just give it a whack,
Or brew up a pot and call me back!